a;slkfj-02.27.04
Where PMS and a shortage of Advil collide.-12.26.03
un plus pour l'équipe-11.18.03
Love taught me to lie.-11.17.03
That was then.-09.24.03
Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Jackass-09.23.03
Fuck you and the pretentious horse you rode in on.-09.22.03
Yay for writing!-09.21.03
There's no place like home, except for probably my home. I could use an interior decorator.-09.21.03
Thank you, and goodnight.-09.09.03
More more more more more.-09.07.03
Saint Maybe Not.-09.07.03
Everything, everything.-09.06.03
Tacos? What's with tacos?-09.03.03
Grab a drink before reading this.-09.02.03
Here it is.-09.01.03
A bedtime story, as told by pinot gris.-08.29.03
The key of E.-08.27.03
If you've seen one corset, you've seen them all.-08.27.03
You want insurance? I'll give you insurance.-08.25.03
Crisis of the feline persuasion.-08.22.03
It's hot. Damn hot.-08.18.03
Thank god I don't talk this much in real life.-08.15.03
Cheer.-08.01.03
nice girl looking for clueless men-08.01.03
Labor was the easiest part.-07.31.03
You are not your Pokemon.-07.31.03
Wipe this.-07.30.03
My shining impersonality.-07.30.03
Because I'm the mom and I said so.-07.29.03
How much is too?-07.27.03
Group therapy.-07.27.03
Um, are you in line?-07-22-03
And the winner is ...-07-19-03
Enlightenment through chlorination.-07-17-03
You get what you pay for.-07-16-03
Xmas with Haysus.-07-15-03
Hug around the neck.-03-28-03